New Master's Research Project?

I'm starting to think that Christians should take a cue from Muslims in trying a little less hard to see their prophet.

I apparently can't even visit a vending machine without being accosted by hallucinations. If you fast forward to 4:00 in the video, you'll listen to a man pronounce that a mutated Cheeto will be known as Cheesus.

As an atheist, I'd appreciate if Christians weren't themselves blasphemous. It lessens the role of atheists.

I'm also a little concerned by the lack of differentiation between "image of Jesus" and "Jesus."

Would Jesus approve? Or is Jesus a frying pan?

It's a little odd that most of the Jesus images turn up in food. It makes me wonder whether there was a reason I always felt hungry in church.

If I hadn't been so hungry, maybe I would have been able to pay better attention. Still, a sentence like this would have alerted me:

"A cinnamon roll, toast, a danish, pancakes, fish sticks, and now a cat."

Sigh.

I'm afraid to go for an eye exam in any state where two thirds of rear-view mirrors have dangling Virgin Mary's.

I'd like to inform you that that is not a T. That is the Lord.